Vitamin K pusher

Me: Where do you get Vitamin K?
Guy: On the south side...drive by real slow...

I have a degree...

Me: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Guy: I have a degree in this. Not as good as my degree in Black people but a degree nonetheless.

*I give Guy shit for having a "degree in Black people" aka African American studies.

Bunny Eating

Me: Mozzie, don't eat your pain!
Mozzie: *eats more*
Me: I think he ate his pain to cope with us leaving him for a week.
Guy: You're gonna give him a complex...