tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52062760541068298072024-03-08T16:45:34.439-05:00Profanasaurus TextTechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-57229879438647129902013-06-01T23:07:00.000-04:002013-06-01T23:07:30.277-04:00BeezGuy: I hate bees!<br />
Me: I know. They're always in da trap.TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-16826788435650252982012-12-26T19:26:00.000-05:002012-12-26T19:26:22.845-05:00Repetition Guy: That's one thing I'll never understand about you. How you can watch the same episodes of 'Martin' over and fucking over and over again.<br />
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Me: Practice.<br />
<br />TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-9479962589845317382012-09-04T19:06:00.000-04:002012-09-04T19:06:41.030-04:00CPT TimeGuy: Dinosaurs drowned during the great Flood.<br />
Me: What?<br />
Guy: They were too late so they only had room for the elephants. You know why?<br />
Me: No.<br />
Guy: Beacuse they were on CPT time...Crustaceous Period Time.TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-44043772783644884862012-08-25T21:00:00.001-04:002012-08-25T21:00:22.541-04:00Say caviarMe: If I won the lottery I'd be live on a boat and be a degenerate for three years. I'd be like, "Let's have caviar for dinner!"<br />
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Guy: You don't eat caviar.<br />
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Me: But I would say it!TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-26361490995466702172012-08-17T17:43:00.000-04:002012-08-17T17:43:22.289-04:00You can't go back again Guy: You ate an avocado?<br />
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Me: Yes.<br />
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Guy: You ate the whole avocado? Why didn't you save me some?<br />
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Me: How was I gonna save it? There's no turning back once you cut an avocado!TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-70006408600073516422012-05-09T17:52:00.003-04:002012-05-09T17:52:33.066-04:00Stickin' ChickenMe: CHICKEN!<br />
Guy: ....<br />
Me: Chicken wings should be on a stick. We could call it "Stickin' Wings".<br />
Guy: Unbelievable.TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-92172209775392510412012-04-06T15:56:00.000-04:002012-04-06T15:56:43.740-04:00Colonial TimesMe: Why the hell would I want to go to Williamsburg? So you can sell me?<br />
Guy: I don't think the Hipsters are <i>that </i>bad, hon.<br />TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-77934137106347797222012-03-03T14:24:00.004-05:002012-03-03T14:24:55.527-05:00Allegory?Me: *reading a YA novel* Oh, no! This is an allegory.<br />
Guy: That's the one that stays in the water.<br />
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*FYI- He didn't misunderstand me, he meant a pun on alligator.TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-85964144162259836502012-02-20T17:01:00.000-05:002012-02-20T17:01:46.222-05:00Sauerkraut and Miso SoupGuy: I'm going to have a restaurant with just sauerkraut and miso soup.<br />
Me: You're gonna have a lot of gassy people coming out of there.<br />
Guy: I'm gonna call it Miso Sauer.TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-20334238280894690622012-02-19T19:59:00.000-05:002012-02-19T19:59:49.832-05:00Some PigMe: Wait, so Asian people watch 'Portlandia'?<br />
Guy: <i>I</i> watch 'Portlandia'.<br />
Me: You're a special kind of Asian.<br />
Guy: Am I like Wilbur the Pig? He's a special pig.<br />
Me: That's some pig.<br />
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*A McDonald's chicken commercial has solely Asian folk enjoying chicken. Yeah.TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-46555860501993759012012-02-15T22:19:00.001-05:002012-04-06T16:00:15.808-04:00Me: I can't believe it's called 'That's My Jam'.<br />
Guy: That's my Jelly was already taken.TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-73576398065557482642012-02-09T20:37:00.000-05:002012-02-09T20:37:27.801-05:00Black IceGuy: Oh no, black ice. Black ice is the worst of the bunch. <br />
Me: That's racist.<br />
Guy: Black ice don't give a fuck. Streets till it die. <br />
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<br />TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-41063959861909250042012-02-05T20:47:00.000-05:002012-02-05T20:47:09.226-05:00Defiant Birds*We were watching <i>Rio</i>*<br />
Guy: Are they doing <i>The Defiant Ones</i>? Which one is Sidney Poitier?<br />
Me, disgustedly: He's <b>not</b> a bird.<br />
<br />TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-31655138823568306912012-01-24T22:54:00.000-05:002012-01-24T22:54:38.553-05:00Vitamin K pusherMe: Where do you get Vitamin K?<br />
Guy: On the south side...drive by real slow...TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-65610582530243361342012-01-17T00:06:00.000-05:002012-01-17T00:06:51.148-05:00I have a degree...Me: Are you sure you know what you're doing?<br />
Guy: I have a degree in this. Not as good as my degree in Black people but a degree nonetheless.<br />
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*I give Guy shit for having a "degree in Black people" aka African American studies.TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-37266510363419912882012-01-16T21:15:00.000-05:002012-01-16T21:15:57.075-05:00Bunny EatingMe: Mozzie, don't eat your pain!<br />
Mozzie: *eats more*<br />
Me: I think he ate his pain to cope with us leaving him for a week.<br />
Guy: You're gonna give him a complex...<br />
<br />TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-27867951743666542022011-12-31T14:37:00.001-05:002011-12-31T14:37:41.765-05:00*eyeroll*Guy: When Moses went down from the mountain, he said, "Let my people row."<br />
Me: *eyeroll*<br />
<br />TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-67985928871690812372011-12-13T19:50:00.000-05:002011-12-13T19:50:05.314-05:00Temporary SlowdownSo, school is winding down and Finals are next week. Hopefully we'll be back posting funny stuff Guy and I say to each other. In the meantime, watch this: <br />
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My reaction to Guy: Is this what white people do when Black folks aren't watching?<br />
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Guy: They do a lot worse.TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-31630495019506328952011-12-03T13:03:00.001-05:002011-12-03T13:03:18.042-05:00Soy SundayMe: What's tamari?<br />
Guy: Tamari is Sunday.TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-66627970729082972772011-11-28T22:12:00.001-05:002011-11-28T22:13:04.073-05:00Inefficiency specialistMe: Is there someone whose job is to go around and say your code is inefficient?<br />
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Guy: Dick?<br />
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Me: NO.<br />
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Guy: Senior dick?<br />
<br />TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-22082806698081129982011-11-23T15:05:00.001-05:002011-11-23T15:05:15.193-05:00Mini hiatusProfanity on a break. We've been having a bit of hiatus due to school and work for me and the Guy. We expect to be back after the Thanksgiving holiday. Take care all.TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-1971746638270379262011-11-11T13:29:00.001-05:002011-11-11T13:30:36.290-05:00Who's in Europe?Me(after watching a Wallpaper music video): G, you need to get on the grind. You need a record deal.<br />
Guy: Why?<br />
Me: I want to go to Europe.<br />
Guy: Who's in Europe?<br />
Me: Germany.TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-55212636642514921912011-11-10T16:36:00.000-05:002011-11-16T15:23:24.024-05:00Paleo stalkersMe: I put on Twitter beer isn't Paleo but I'm drinking it anyway and now they're following me. I feel like they're watching.<br />
Guy: Streets is watching.TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-5786260866278652302011-11-06T16:39:00.000-05:002011-11-11T13:40:47.205-05:00I hate pandasMe: Crane is his father.<br />
Guy: It's his adopted father.<br />
Me: I <i>know</i> that. Cranes can't make stupid pandas.<br />
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*I don't like pandas. No hate mail.TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5206276054106829807.post-1019497616438743332011-11-04T15:40:00.000-04:002011-11-04T15:40:24.562-04:00Flying feetMe:<i> Your feet</i>. You want me to get you a bucket?<br />
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Guy: Why, because of my feet?<br />
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Me: You got Mozzie eating hay so he can grow big and strong and fly outta here.<br />
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Guy: To get away from my feet?TechNubiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09917040984525030568noreply@blogger.com0