Inefficiency specialist

Me: Is there someone whose job is to go around and say your code is inefficient?

Guy: Dick?

Me: NO.

Guy: Senior dick?

Mini hiatus

Profanity on a break. We've been having a bit of hiatus due to school and work for me and the Guy. We expect to be back after the Thanksgiving holiday. Take care all.

Who's in Europe?

Me(after watching a Wallpaper music video): G, you need to get on the grind. You need a record deal.
Guy: Why?
Me: I want to go to Europe.
Guy: Who's in Europe?
Me: Germany.

Paleo stalkers

Me: I put on Twitter beer isn't Paleo but I'm drinking it anyway and now they're following me. I feel like they're watching.
Guy: Streets is watching.

I hate pandas

Me: Crane is his father.
Guy: It's his adopted father.
Me: I know that. Cranes can't make stupid pandas.

*I don't like pandas. No hate mail.

Flying feet

Me: Your feet. You want me to get you a bucket?

Guy: Why, because of my feet?

Me: You got Mozzie eating hay so he can grow big and strong and fly outta here.

Guy: To get away from my feet?