Wednesday, September 28, 2011


Me: What's a swan song? Does a swan sing when it's dying?

Guy: Yeah . . . Mwaharrgah!

Me: *belly laugh*

Guy: You didn't see that one coming.

*Guy's out of town for work so there will be less posts. 

Monday, September 26, 2011

Pools, projects and daycare

Me: "Why come* you didn't you move to the [name of competing condo development]? They have daycare."

Guy: "Are you trying to annoy me?"

Me: "They have a pool."

Guy: "You do know that it's converted projects."

Me: "So what happened to all the people who lived in the projects?"

Guy: *shrug* "I don't know . . . jail?"

*Yes, I use improper grammar when I'm at home. And I ask this question once a week. We are also very aware of our privilege.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Of Ponies and Heels

Me: "Is it bad that during class I think of ponies when I hear high heels in the hallway?"

Guy: -blank stare-

Intro Post

Here I will collect all the conversations I have and questions I ask randomly of my Guy. It's when we're working quietly in the living room that I start asking things. Because our minds are preoccupied with what we're doing our responses are pure and unfiltered. It's sometimes offensive, silly and snarky.

My About page will be up soon.