Monday, November 28, 2011

Inefficiency specialist

Me: Is there someone whose job is to go around and say your code is inefficient?

Guy: Dick?

Me: NO.

Guy: Senior dick?

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Mini hiatus

Profanity on a break. We've been having a bit of hiatus due to school and work for me and the Guy. We expect to be back after the Thanksgiving holiday. Take care all.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Who's in Europe?

Me(after watching a Wallpaper music video): G, you need to get on the grind. You need a record deal.
Guy: Why?
Me: I want to go to Europe.
Guy: Who's in Europe?
Me: Germany.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Paleo stalkers

Me: I put on Twitter beer isn't Paleo but I'm drinking it anyway and now they're following me. I feel like they're watching.
Guy: Streets is watching.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

I hate pandas

Me: Crane is his father.
Guy: It's his adopted father.
Me: I know that. Cranes can't make stupid pandas.

*I don't like pandas. No hate mail.

Friday, November 4, 2011

Flying feet

Me: Your feet. You want me to get you a bucket?

Guy: Why, because of my feet?

Me: You got Mozzie eating hay so he can grow big and strong and fly outta here.

Guy: To get away from my feet?