Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Peaches & cream

Guy: when they ask an old guy what he contributed to the world he's going to say, "Peaches and cream, you know what I mean?"

Me: You have to stop drinking before you come to bed.

Guy: No. Me: We're gonna have an intervention, Mozzie and me. Mozzie'll cry and say, "I miss you, Appa."*

Guy: You are crazy, lady.

Me: And he's going to sell his blankie and Tigger to pay for rehab.

*Mozzie is our rabbit. We call ourselves Omma and Appa around him cos I'm learning Korean.

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